Allen Heckard of Portland, Oregon, is suing Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for $ 832 million, claiming that he has suffered for being mistaken for Jordan for the past 15 years.
Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.
Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball. He says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.
When asked how he arrived at the figure of $ 416 million each against Jordan and Knight, Heckard says, "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."

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I can't be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don't have anything to say recently.
G'night
cant believe what that guy is doing. all the best to michael jordan though
this guy is a fucking idiot